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kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

(Source: nishinoyayuuu)

(Source: primus0ptimus)

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)

(Source: drake-ramoray)

(Source: blamestyles)

Kathy Zings

bbopinions:

Caleb, you and Amber have something in common, you think she’s drop dead gorgeous and she wants you to drop dead. 

Christine, there is a belief that glasses make people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that.

Victoria, I would zing you, but I’m only suppose to zing people who are playing the game. 

What do you call someone who isn’t afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach.

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

thanl:

you’ve probably done it before