Caleb, you and Amber have something in common, you think she’s drop dead gorgeous and she wants you to drop dead.
Christine, there is a belief that glasses make people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that.
Victoria, I would zing you, but I’m only suppose to zing people who are playing the game.
What do you call someone who isn’t afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach.
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”